In
the beginning, there
was fire.
Humans
feared it. Tiny sparks flared
Into
roaring infernos, ravaging the land
And
scarring their skin.
Timidly
they cowered in caves.
But
their brightest and bravest
Conquered the flame, making it their tool.
With
it they lit the dark, warmed their caves and
Most importantly
Roasted their meat.
Mankind was glad...
until the Dragons invaded.
Along
with their fiery breath, the beasts brandished
Wicked
claws and gnashing fangs. Scorching and slashing,
They
burned crops and gobbled livestock.
Again, the humans huddled
starving in their shelters.
Inspired by the impervious scales of the dragons,
Their most ingenious craftsmen wove together
Meta-Aramid and Para-Aramid fibers to form
The
mighty Dragon Knuckle (edit).
Armored
against the dragons' weaponry
Boldly
they burst forth from hiding
To
reclaim their land.
In victory, they feasted!
Steaks sizzled on their grills.
Pies browned in their ovens.
Shoulders smoked slow and low.
The
triumphant warriors confidently grasped
Cauldrons
and coals protected by their
(redacted to preserve proprietary information)
Dragon
Knuckle (not yet).
You have joined the Invincible Crew!
Welcome to the Legion of Dragon Knuckle!
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